Introvert

Are you an introvert? Do you live in a carton box? Certify your self and don't tell anyone. Let's keep it between you and us.

Apoliticism

Do you care more about whether the pineapple suits the pizza than the latest political debate? - Would you rather be in a heated argument about toppings or sauces or sausages than politics? Then, you are an apolitical person and the apoliticicm certificate is made for you.